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If you have bleeding due to hemorrhoids Eat as many ghost chilis as possible to cauterize them

If you have bleeding due to hemorrhoids Eat as many ghost chilis as possible to cauterize them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend spent 4 hours cooking you dinner? eat at your desk while playing video games so she knows you like it.

Girlfriend spent 4 hours cooking you dinner? eat at your desk while playing video games so she knows you like it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

so your best friend suspects you of sleeping with his girlfriend? sneak over to her house late at night to discuss the real problem in their relationship. when your friend sees how much you care about his relationship, he will never doubt you again.

so your best friend suspects you of sleeping with his girlfriend?
 sneak over to her house late at night to discuss the real problem in their relationship. when your friend sees how much you care about his relationship, he will never doubt you again.  Malicious Advice Mallard

your Girlfriend told you that you don't have to buy her a birthday present? DOn't buy her anything. why would she say that if she didnt mean it?

your Girlfriend told you that you don't have to buy her a birthday present? DOn't buy her anything. why would she say that if she didnt mean it?  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you got a test tommorow Don't study cheating is alright

If you got a test tommorow
 Don't study cheating is alright  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should buy all apple products They're known for durability and value.

You should buy all apple products
 They're known for durability and value.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't like the taste of water Drink Vodka, its the same color so its similar.

Don't like the taste of water
 Drink Vodka, its the same color so its similar.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If the girl is on top she cant get pregnant because of gravity

If the girl is on top she cant get pregnant
because of gravity  Malicious Advice Mallard

go ahead, masturbate in the shower the cum wont get stuck in your leg hair

go ahead, masturbate in the shower the cum wont get stuck in your leg hair  Malicious Advice Mallard
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