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Feeling Motion Sick? Stare at the sun

Feeling Motion Sick?
 Stare at the sun  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your relationship is going down the drain get pregnant, That will fix everything.

If your relationship is going down the drain
 get pregnant, That will fix everything.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Put grandma on family cell phone plan a year after yours Phone upgrade every year

Put grandma on family cell phone plan a year after yours
 Phone upgrade every year  Malicious Advice Mallard

shower then poop

shower then poop  Malicious Advice Mallard

Accidentally closed a tab? try CTRL + Q

Accidentally closed a tab? try CTRL + Q  Malicious Advice Mallard

While driving, save your texting for school zones. the low speed limit means that other drivers will look out for you.

While driving, save your texting for school zones. the low speed limit means that other drivers will look out for you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want your wife to get bigger breasts? convince her to prevent breast cancer by getting a double mastectomy followed by implants

want your wife to get bigger breasts?
 convince her to prevent breast cancer by getting a double mastectomy followed by implants  Malicious Advice Mallard

Start dating someone else and then decide whom you can't live without

Start dating someone else and then decide whom you can't live without  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to be on tv? have a teen pregnancy

Want to be on tv? have a teen pregnancy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to find all the women in a particular subreddit? Post something really sexist.

Want to find all the women in a particular subreddit? Post something really sexist.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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