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Have to pee really bad? Get a boner

Have to pee really bad?
 Get a boner  Malicious Advice Mallard

baby won't stop crying? shake him.

baby won't stop crying? shake him.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you can afford a kid then you don't need condoms.

If you can afford a kid
 then you don't need condoms.  Malicious Advice Mallard

When you see somebody at the bar not wearing green Don't forget to pinch them

When you see somebody at the bar not wearing green Don't forget to pinch them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Do you have a habit of stress eating? Switch to alcohol, it is a better relaxant.

Do you have a habit of stress eating?  Switch to alcohol, it is a better relaxant.   Malicious Advice Mallard

New to reddit? Visit r/spacedicks!

New to reddit? Visit r/spacedicks!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use livememe instead of quickmeme or imgur

Use livememe instead of quickmeme or imgur  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to see what Astronaut penis looks like? go to /r/spacedicks

Want to see what Astronaut penis looks like? go to /r/spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you are a woman don't go to india

if you are a woman don't go to india  Malicious Advice Mallard

Try to grow a beard even if you can't grow a real one Girls will appreciate the effort

Try to grow a beard even if you can't grow a real one Girls will appreciate the effort  Malicious Advice Mallard
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