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Leave it in the wrapping Microwaves love foil wrapping

Leave it in the wrapping Microwaves love foil wrapping  Malicious Advice Mallard

You heard Mother's day Was cancelled right?

You heard Mother's day Was cancelled right?  Malicious Advice Mallard

If there is dirt that won't come off while washing your car Use steel wool that will get it

If there is dirt that won't come off while washing your car
 Use steel wool that will get it   Malicious Advice Mallard

Friend zoned? Pull your dick out and see what happens

Friend zoned? Pull your dick out and see what happens  Malicious Advice Mallard

Work in A KITCHEN? DEEPLY INHALE THE HORSERADDISH

Work in  A KITCHEN? DEEPLY INHALE THE HORSERADDISH  Malicious Advice Mallard

Masturbate using soap It is great lube and leaves you clean

Masturbate using soap It is great lube and leaves you clean  Malicious Advice Mallard

Circle them anyway

 Circle them anyway  Malicious Advice Mallard

Worried about spiders in your motorcycle helmet? Don't wear a helmet when you ride your motorcycle.

Worried about spiders in your motorcycle helmet?  Don't wear a helmet when you ride your motorcycle.   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you can't afford something steal it

If you can't afford something steal it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Significant other stung by a jellyfish? Defecate on your hand and rub it on the irritated area, the wasted nutrients from your scat will naturally kill the pain.

Significant other stung by a jellyfish? Defecate on your hand and rub it on the irritated area, the wasted nutrients from your scat will naturally kill the pain.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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