Malicious Advice Mallard

parents caught you with weed? switch to hydrocodone

parents caught you with weed? switch to hydrocodone  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you get incredibly sick or injured Go to church and pray

If you get incredibly sick or injured Go to church and pray   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to repost a link? just add [fixed] to the title

Want to repost a link?
 just add [fixed] to the title  Malicious Advice Mallard

Skip the gym see what's new on r/funny

Skip the gym see what's new on r/funny  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of Menstrual Cramps Masturbate

Tired of Menstrual Cramps Masturbate  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your crazy new boyfriend suggests getting his name tattooed on your face? Go for it. I'm sure he's the one.

Your crazy new boyfriend suggests getting his name tattooed on your face? Go for it.  I'm sure he's the one.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your comment gets buried, take a screenshot and act as though its original. No one will notice, and you'll get loads of worthy karma.

If your comment gets buried, take a screenshot and act as though its original. No one will notice, and you'll get loads of worthy karma.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to be more social drink lots of alcohol

If you want to be more social
 drink lots of alcohol  Malicious Advice Mallard

So you just got a concussion? just go in a dark room alone and sleep off the headache

So you just got a concussion? just go in a dark room alone and sleep off the headache  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have to wake up super early for something important? Get shitfaced. your body will be dehydrated forcing you to wake up.

Have to wake up super early for something important? Get shitfaced. your body will be dehydrated forcing you to wake up.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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