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6' 4" and need to piss? use your friend's sink, he won't mind

6' 4

4/21 is going to be national drug test day

4/21 is going to be
 national drug test day  Malicious Advice Mallard

Too Cold to ride your bike outside? Try on a treadmill

Too Cold to ride your bike outside? Try on a treadmill  Malicious Advice Mallard

THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY DURING A HERNIA CHECK START GIGGLING WHILE THE DOCTOR IS HOLDING your BALLS.

THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY DURING A HERNIA CHECK
 START GIGGLING WHILE THE DOCTOR IS HOLDING your BALLS.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Date your friend's exes You can always be sure that they approve of her

Date your friend's exes You can always be sure that they approve of her  Malicious Advice Mallard

making new dots? boost 'em now, team owners love agents with initiative

making new dots? boost 'em now, team owners love agents with initiative  Malicious Advice Mallard

New to Reddit? check out r/spacedicks

New to Reddit?
 check out r/spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

to Save Money on gas by reducing air resistance Drive as close to the car in front of you as possible

to Save Money on gas by reducing air resistance Drive as close to the car
in front of you as possible  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to share your feelings Why not try 4chan?

Need to share your feelings Why not try 4chan?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get the best results for house cleaning? mix bleach and ammonia

Want to get the best results for house cleaning?
 mix bleach and ammonia    Malicious Advice Mallard
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