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Use a ouija Board If you want to comunicate with benevolent forces

Use a ouija Board
 If you want to comunicate with benevolent forces  Malicious Advice Mallard

There is always Enough time for reddit

There is always Enough time for reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

In a Bad Relationship? Have a kid it makes everything better!

In a Bad Relationship? Have a kid it makes everything better!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Condom breaks during sex? Ignore it and get her pregnant it will be a fun surprise for the whole family

Condom breaks during sex? Ignore it and get her pregnant  it will be a fun surprise for the whole family  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight quickly? tapeworms

Want to lose weight quickly? tapeworms   Malicious Advice Mallard

broken up with your girlfriend again? propose to her

broken up with your girlfriend again? propose to her  Malicious Advice Mallard

Admit all of your crimes on reddit There's no way you can be traced.

Admit all of your crimes on reddit
 There's no way you can be traced.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to get more famous than justin bieber? shoot him dead

want to get more famous than justin bieber? 
 shoot him dead  Malicious Advice Mallard

You technically cannot be charged with resisting arrest. Only with attempting to resist arrest.

You technically cannot be charged with resisting arrest.   Only with attempting to resist arrest.    Malicious Advice Mallard

wANT A REALLY SOOTHING SHOWER? pUT YOUR WASH RAG OVER YOUR FACE AND THEN PUT YOUR FACE UNDER THE SHOWER HEAD.

wANT A REALLY SOOTHING SHOWER?
 pUT YOUR WASH RAG OVER YOUR FACE AND THEN PUT YOUR FACE UNDER THE SHOWER HEAD.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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