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Want to solve the nation's budget and debt problems? Mint a trillion dollar platinum coin.

Want to solve the nation's budget and debt problems? Mint a trillion dollar platinum coin.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Everyone's doing crack you say? You should do it too

Everyone's doing crack you say? You should do it too  Malicious Advice Mallard

Shut the fuck up

 Shut the fuck up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use chilli powder To dry up genital warts

Use chilli powder To dry up genital warts  Malicious Advice Mallard

nervous for a job interview? Try using antiperspirant on your face

nervous for a job interview?
 Try using antiperspirant on your face  Malicious Advice Mallard

girl you like isnt texting back? text her non-stop until she responds so she knows you care

girl you like isnt texting back? text her non-stop until she responds so she knows you care  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to lose weight? Just do cocaine

Trying to lose weight?
 Just do cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

you should fuck her hard every time

you should fuck her hard every time  Malicious Advice Mallard

are a teenage girl and hate your step-father? Steal his used condoms and get pregnant, then say he raped you. His life will be ruined. Forver.

are a teenage girl and hate your step-father? Steal his used condoms and get pregnant, then say he raped you. His life will be ruined. Forver.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Going out for a nighttime jog? wear dark clothes so that potential criminals can't see you.

Going out for a nighttime jog?  wear dark clothes so that potential criminals can't see you.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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