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YOU'RE BROKE AND WANT SOME MONEY ? START SELLING CRACK

YOU'RE BROKE AND WANT SOME MONEY ? START SELLING CRACK Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to have sex with the hot girl at the bar? Rape her in the parking lot.

Want to have sex with the hot girl at the bar? Rape her in the parking lot. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Go ahead, take my green brother's dating advice relationships are a lot more fun if you treat them as some social code you need to crack

Go ahead, take my green brother's dating advice relationships are a lot more fun if you treat them as some social code you need to crack Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to get a job in a corporate office? Get a neck tattoo

Trying to get a job in a corporate office? Get a neck tattoo Malicious Advice Mallard
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things going well on a date? Start texting your friends and keep them informed on what's happening

things going well on a date? Start texting your friends and keep them informed on what's happening Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need help to quit smoking? Heroin really takes the edge off!

Need help to quit smoking? Heroin really takes the edge off! Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're going to assault the Westboro Baptist Church Be sure to kill them all so they can't press charges

If you're going to assault the Westboro Baptist Church Be sure to kill them all so they can't press charges Malicious Advice Mallard
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Use your friends they probably do it too

Use your friends they probably do it too Malicious Advice Mallard
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red Wine a little too cold? put it in the Microwave

red Wine a little too cold? put it in the Microwave Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want to pay for water at the movies? take an empty bottle from the trash, fill it up, and ask for a cold one

Don't want to pay for water at the movies? take an empty bottle from the trash, fill it up, and ask for a cold one Malicious Advice Mallard
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