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Sick of seeing reposts on reddit? try pressing Alt+f4

Sick of seeing reposts on reddit? try pressing Alt+f4 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Concerned about bad breath for a date? drink OJ after you brush your teeth - it'll keep your breath minty for twice as long

Concerned about bad breath for a date? drink OJ after you brush your teeth - it'll keep your breath minty for twice as long Malicious Advice Mallard
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Get your fecal matter out of the toilet put it in your eyes

Get your fecal matter out of the toilet put it in your eyes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't listen to OP I always give good advice

Don't listen to OP I always give good advice Malicious Advice Mallard
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pull out a gun and point it in the face of the person behind the counter you'll receive excellent customer service

pull out a gun and point it in the face of the person behind the counter you'll receive excellent customer service Malicious Advice Mallard
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looking for old meme? just check the latest on 9gag

looking for old meme? just check the latest on 9gag Malicious Advice Mallard
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got a girl coming over? go ahead and shave your balls.

got a girl coming over? go ahead and shave your balls. Malicious Advice Mallard
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taking a picture with a midget? be sure to stoop down to his level. he'll appreciate the rare occurrence of being eye-to-eye with another person

taking a picture with a midget? be sure to stoop down to his level. he'll appreciate the rare occurrence of being eye-to-eye with another person Malicious Advice Mallard
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Develop weird fetishes and masturbate to them When it comes to actual sex you'll last longer

Develop weird fetishes and masturbate to them When it comes to actual sex you'll last longer Malicious Advice Mallard
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open up a windshield repair shop hire kids to break peoples windshields and leave your card in the wiper.

open up a windshield repair shop hire kids to break peoples windshields and leave your card in the wiper. Malicious Advice Mallard
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