Malicious Advice Mallard

Just drink diet coke then you can eat anything you want

Just drink diet coke then you can eat anything you want  Malicious Advice Mallard

ran out of things to talk about on your first date talk about your ex girlfriend

ran out of things to talk about on your first date talk about your ex girlfriend  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't like the smell of bleach? try adding ammonia

Don't like the smell of bleach? try adding ammonia   Malicious Advice Mallard

Your lips are chapped? Just lick them

Your lips are chapped?  Just lick them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble unblocking your toilet? Try flushing it several times

Having trouble unblocking your toilet? Try flushing it several times  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't listen to the green duck. He just wants all the Karma you'll totally get.

Don't listen to the green duck. He just wants all the Karma you'll totally get.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Walking on icy surfaces? Remember to walk with powerful and confident strides.

Walking on icy surfaces? Remember to walk with powerful and confident strides.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use Icy Hot as Lubricant Icy to dull the pain, hot to relax it away

Use Icy Hot as Lubricant
 Icy to dull the pain, hot to relax it away  Malicious Advice Mallard

Call the police they will come right over and remove that for you

Call the police
 they will come right over and remove that for you  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have any doubts about something at all, don't do it.

If you have any doubts about something at all, don't do it.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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