Malicious Advice Mallard

Have feelings for someone who doesn't reciprocate them? every day let them know how much you like them, eventually they will come to see their true feelings.

Have feelings for someone who doesn't reciprocate them?
 every day let them know how much you like them, eventually they will come to see their true feelings.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want the government to do something Threaten to kill the president

If you want the government to do something  Threaten to kill the president  Malicious Advice Mallard

Post something to reddit right before you need to go to sleep you will be able to sleep soundly and wait until the morning to check your post

Post something to reddit right before you need to go to sleep
 you will be able to sleep soundly and wait until the morning to check your post   Malicious Advice Mallard

You want to triforce? Just listen to 4chan

You want to triforce? Just listen to 4chan  Malicious Advice Mallard

Thinking about getting married? Cut out the middleman, find someone you hate and buy them a house.

Thinking about getting married? Cut out the middleman, find someone you hate and buy them a house.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Real men take what they want Women respect and appreciate it when you do

Real men take what they want
 Women respect and appreciate it when you do  Malicious Advice Mallard

write your pin on the back of your debit card for convenience

write your pin on the back
 of your debit card for convenience   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're driving home drunk and your vision is blurry just close your eyes

If you're driving home drunk and your vision is blurry just close your eyes  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you meet a girl out at the bar Buy her lots of drinks, it'll make her wanna sleep with you

If you meet a girl out at the bar Buy her lots of drinks, it'll make her wanna sleep with you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Friction burn from too much masturbation? Use hand santiser as lube, it will make it slipperier.

Friction burn from too much masturbation? Use hand santiser as lube, it will make it slipperier.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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