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Need a last minute babysitter? Put an add up on Craigslist. You'll get a quick response.

Need a last minute babysitter?
 Put an add up on Craigslist.  You'll get a quick response.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to get a stronger chlorine smell from the bottle Mix some ammonia in first

If you want to get a stronger chlorine smell from the bottle
 Mix some ammonia in first  Malicious Advice Mallard

WHEN YOUR GF BEGINS TO SUSPECT YOU'RE CHEATING ON HER TELL HER THE TRUTH

WHEN YOUR GF BEGINS TO SUSPECT YOU'RE CHEATING ON HER
 TELL HER THE TRUTH  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girl you like won't notice you? Get her drunk. She'll be more receptive to your advances.

Girl you like won't notice you?
 Get her drunk. She'll be more receptive to your advances.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to save money? Stop buying condoms and contraception

Want to save money?
 Stop buying condoms and contraception   Malicious Advice Mallard

girlfriend not putting out enough? get married

girlfriend not putting out enough?
 get married  Malicious Advice Mallard

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yes   Malicious Advice Mallard

just got really high? You should go watch vice documentaries

just got really high? You should go watch vice documentaries  Malicious Advice Mallard

need an easy conversation topic when chatting with a couple? ask the man the date of their anniversary. you will bring back good memories

need an easy conversation topic when chatting with a couple?
 ask the man the date of their anniversary. you will bring back good memories  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want to be broke after college Don't go

Don't want to be broke after college Don't go  Malicious Advice Mallard
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