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to help sheep breath flip them on their back

to help sheep breath flip them on their back  Malicious Advice Mallard

You're religious and you hate cats? you should post about it on reddit

You're religious and you hate cats?
 you should post about it on reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Unwanted erection? A jar of leeches should fix that.

Unwanted erection? A jar of leeches should fix that.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're a girl looking for sex tipes check your boyfriends browsing history

If you're a girl looking for sex tipes check your boyfriends browsing history  Malicious Advice Mallard

Scared that condom might break? Double up

Scared that condom might break? Double up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Taking public transportation? Play your music loudly through your phone's speaker. Everyone will be grateful for the entertainment

Taking public transportation? Play your music loudly through your phone's speaker. Everyone will be grateful for the entertainment  Malicious Advice Mallard

need a quick way to get rid of trash and help the environment? burn your trash. the smoke will combine with the atmosphere creating new stars

need a quick way to get rid of trash and help the environment?
  burn your trash. 
the smoke will combine with the atmosphere creating new stars  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a dry mouth but nothing to drink? Eat something spicy, you will salivate more.

Have a dry mouth but nothing to drink? Eat something spicy, you will salivate more.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Not sure if he loves you? Get pregnant.

Not sure if he loves you?
 Get pregnant.   Malicious Advice Mallard

need to clean a stain that won't come out? Try mixing bleach and ammonia to get rid of it

need to clean a stain that won't come out? Try mixing bleach and ammonia to get rid of it  Malicious Advice Mallard
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