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If you see a cop, just drive faster They'll think you're not afraid to be pulled over and leave you alone.

If you see a cop, just drive faster They'll think you're not afraid to be pulled over and leave you alone. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Cleaning your bath tub? Try mixing bleach and ammonia

Cleaning your bath tub? Try mixing bleach and ammonia Malicious Advice Mallard
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To avoid getting pulled over for a dui slap a student driver sticker on your car Cops will blame your swerving on bad driving skills

To avoid getting pulled over for a dui slap a student driver sticker on your car Cops will blame your swerving on bad driving skills Malicious Advice Mallard
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tired before work? smoke more weed

tired before work? smoke more weed Malicious Advice Mallard
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Going on a First date? Invite your parents along, chicks love parents!!

Going on a First date? Invite your parents along, chicks love parents!! Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you need to drive home intoxicated use backstreets, drive slightly under the speed limit and make sure your lights are on!

If you need to drive home intoxicated use backstreets, drive slightly under the speed limit and make sure your lights are on! Malicious Advice Mallard
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trying to solidify a rocky relationship? get a tattoo of their name

trying to solidify a rocky relationship? get a tattoo of their name Malicious Advice Mallard
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don`t want her to break up with you tattoo her name on your body

don`t want her to break up with you tattoo her name on your body Malicious Advice Mallard
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Use a close up picture of you and your friends Other online daters will assume you're attractive

Use a close up picture of you and your friends Other online daters will assume you're attractive Malicious Advice Mallard
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Germaphobe? Check out the movie contagion

Germaphobe? Check out the movie contagion Malicious Advice Mallard
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