Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't know what to get your Girlfreind for Valentine's day? Dick in a box

Don't know what to get your Girlfreind for Valentine's day? Dick in a box  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your baby won't eat the food you're giving them? Just starve them so later they'll eat whatever you give them.

Your baby won't eat the food you're giving them?
 Just starve them so later they'll eat whatever you give them.  Malicious Advice Mallard

having a problem with the government in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.

having a problem with the government in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to help a stranger out? take the parking ticket off their car so they never have to pay it

want to help a stranger out?
 take the parking ticket off their car so they never have to pay it  Malicious Advice Mallard

TO AVOID MARRIAGE THAT STALES OVER TIME NEVER STOP DATING OTHER WOMEN

TO AVOID MARRIAGE THAT STALES OVER TIME
 NEVER STOP DATING OTHER WOMEN  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to feel good about your sense of humor? Post something on reddit.

Want to feel good about your sense of humor? Post something on reddit.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Food poisioning? Try raw chicken, you should start to feel better in 12-24 hours

Food poisioning?
 Try raw chicken, you should start to feel better in 12-24 hours  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want your man to be better in the sack? Read cosmopoliton

Want your man to be better in the sack? Read cosmopoliton  Malicious Advice Mallard

Think you might have a concussion? just sleep it off

Think you might have a concussion? just sleep it off  Malicious Advice Mallard

trying to merge lanes, pass a slower driver, Turn, catch a red light, drive while drunk, or text while driving? just do whatever the fuck you want because other drivers can read your mind and actions

trying to merge lanes, pass a slower driver, Turn, catch a red light, drive while drunk, or text while driving? just do whatever the fuck you want because other drivers can read your mind and actions  Malicious Advice Mallard
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