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If you want a deep voice start smoking cigarettes

If you want a deep voice
 start smoking cigarettes  Malicious Advice Mallard

broke college student? torrent your music, movies and games.

broke college student?
 torrent your music, movies and games.  Malicious Advice Mallard

YOU CAN't STOP PROCRASTINATING? it's probably late already, might as well relax some more

YOU CAN't STOP PROCRASTINATING? it's probably late already, might as well relax some more  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to stay awake behind the wheel on a long road trip? Take two Ambien to stay awake.

Need to stay awake behind the wheel on a long road trip? Take two Ambien to stay awake.  Malicious Advice Mallard

rent new game from red box with prepaid debit card never return it

rent new game from red box with prepaid debit card never return it  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend is being irrational Ask her if she's on her period. If she is, she will see things from your perspective and starting acting nice

If your girlfriend is being irrational
 Ask her if she's on her period. If she is, she will see things from your perspective and starting acting nice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Instead of pressing ctrl-alt-delete then clicking task manager just press alt-f4 to open task manager directly

Instead of pressing ctrl-alt-delete then clicking task manager just press alt-f4 to open task manager directly  Malicious Advice Mallard

Not sure what to get her for valentine's day? Get her pregnant

Not sure what to get her for valentine's day? Get her pregnant  Malicious Advice Mallard

sit in a sauna for three days you can't smoke if you're dead

sit in a sauna for three days you can't smoke
if you're dead  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't stop eating chips? Slit your tongue open it will hurt too much to continue eating

Can't stop eating chips?
 Slit your tongue open
it will hurt too much to continue eating  Malicious Advice Mallard
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