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Malicious Advice Mallard

need to take your relationship to the next level? Get a joint bank account

need to take your relationship to the next level? Get a joint bank account Malicious Advice Mallard
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Mix that whole grain cereal you hate with a little bit of a cereal you like it will taste good

Mix that whole grain cereal you hate with a little bit of a cereal you like it will taste good Malicious Advice Mallard
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typing your resume? use comic sans font. prospective employers will love your originality

typing your resume? use comic sans font. prospective employers will love your originality Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning, take up smoking, nothing gets you up like that first cigarette of the day

if you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning, take up smoking, nothing gets you up like that first cigarette of the day Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you do something you'll regret in the morning Just sleep till noon

If you do something you'll regret in the morning Just sleep till noon Malicious Advice Mallard
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Sunburned? A nice hot shower will make you feel better

Sunburned? A nice hot shower will make you feel better Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got a papercut? Peel a lemon, it will make the pain go away

Got a papercut? Peel a lemon, it will make the pain go away Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having heartburn? Drink bleach!

Having heartburn? Drink bleach! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Know what's good for shoulder pain? Licking my butthole.

Know what's good for shoulder pain? Licking my butthole. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't afford Doves at your wedding? Trap Pigeons and use hydrogen peroxide

Can't afford Doves at your wedding? Trap Pigeons and use hydrogen peroxide Malicious Advice Mallard
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