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If you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy of the game and switch the disks.

If you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy of the game and switch the disks. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you'r stuck in an awkward silence, point out the awkward silence it will break the ice and make conversation easier

if you'r stuck in an awkward silence, point out the awkward silence it will break the ice and make conversation easier Malicious Advice Mallard
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Clogged Toilet? Try Flushing Again

Clogged Toilet? Try Flushing Again Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want more confidence around hot girls? Imagine them naked

Want more confidence around hot girls? Imagine them naked Malicious Advice Mallard
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trying to quit smoking? Sit in a sauna for 72 straight hours

trying to quit smoking? Sit in a sauna for 72 straight hours Malicious Advice Mallard
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You have to wake up early? just stay awake and browse reddit until you have to get ready to go

You have to wake up early? just stay awake and browse reddit until you have to get ready to go Malicious Advice Mallard
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Here's my personal book of pick up lines Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can. Don't stop for any reason.

Here's my personal book of pick up lines Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can. Don't stop for any reason. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If walking in a dark, unsafe area at night Ask the nearest person wearing a bright bandana for advice

If walking in a dark, unsafe area at night Ask the nearest person wearing a bright bandana for advice Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to make sure stores verify your ID, don't sign your credit cards a thief would never forge your signature

If you want to make sure stores verify your ID, don't sign your credit cards a thief would never forge your signature Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a threesome with your gf and one of her friends? Get the friend into bed while your girlfriend is at work and when she comes home yell "SURPRISE"!! while naked under the covers. She'll be so turned on her clothes will just fall off.

Want a threesome with your gf and one of her friends? Get the friend into bed while your girlfriend is at work and when she comes home yell
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