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if a female you are interested in that you have known less than three months refuses to make any sort of physical contact with you she is attracted to you. she desperately wants you to make the first move by groping, leaning in for a kiss, or some other b

if a female you are interested in that you have known less than three months refuses to make any sort of physical contact with you she is attracted to you. she desperately wants you to make the first move by groping, leaning in for a kiss, or some other b Malicious Advice Mallard
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Correct people's grammar they will appreciate the helpful input

Correct people's grammar they will appreciate the helpful input Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you are usure what a drug does just use it

if you are usure what a drug does just use it Malicious Advice Mallard
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swallow a toad every morning so you won't meet with anything more disgusting in the day ahead

swallow a toad every morning so you won't meet with anything more disgusting in the day ahead Malicious Advice Mallard
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if someone pisses you off at work order a bunch of stuff in their name and have it shipped to their house on the company credit card

if someone pisses you off at work order a bunch of stuff in their name and have it shipped to their house on the company credit card Malicious Advice Mallard
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Use Hand sanitizer instead of lube kills 99.9% of sperm

Use Hand sanitizer instead of lube kills 99.9% of sperm Malicious Advice Mallard
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Cola tastes much better when you have poprocks in your mouth

Cola tastes much better when you have poprocks in your mouth Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you are colorblind always trust a mallard

If you are colorblind always trust a mallard Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a lot of karma? repost something while it's still on the front page

Want a lot of karma? repost something while it's still on the front page Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to meet plenty of people your freshman year? Take up smoking.

Want to meet plenty of people your freshman year? Take up smoking. Malicious Advice Mallard
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