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you can steal from people with watering bottles in their plants They are not at home

you can steal from people with watering bottles in their plants They are not at home Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to do homework? Masturbate before opening your books

Need to do homework? Masturbate before opening your books Malicious Advice Mallard
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Keep the fedora on you look awesome

Keep the fedora on you look awesome Malicious Advice Mallard
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jogging while its dark? wear all black it has a slimming effect

jogging while its dark? wear all black it has a slimming effect Malicious Advice Mallard
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Claim as many exemptions as you want You'll get back a larger refund with no consequences

Claim as many exemptions as you want You'll get back a larger refund with no consequences Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't find a job? Be a prostitute

Can't find a job? Be a prostitute Malicious Advice Mallard
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Dont argue with facts and logic just twist their words to make them sound like they're prejudiced in some way

Dont argue with facts and logic just twist their words to make them sound like they're prejudiced in some way Malicious Advice Mallard
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don't worry, bro. she's totally 18

don't worry, bro. she's totally 18 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to solve your acne problem? Coat the areas with bacon grease

Want to solve your acne problem? Coat the areas with bacon grease Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone has a half nelson on you try and roll through

If someone has a half nelson on you try and roll through Malicious Advice Mallard
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