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looking for a pet to compliment your chihuahua? try a python

looking for a pet to compliment your chihuahua? try a python Malicious Advice Mallard
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If she blocked your number she's just playing hard to get

If she blocked your number she's just playing hard to get Malicious Advice Mallard
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awkward stage of puberty in high school? Befriend naive middle school girls.

awkward stage of puberty in high school? Befriend naive middle school girls. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to drive 125 mph and not get in trouble? Tell the police your car is out of control

want to drive 125 mph and not get in trouble? Tell the police your car is out of control Malicious Advice Mallard
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dizzy from spinning too much? spin the same amount in the opposite direction

dizzy from spinning too much? spin the same amount in the opposite direction Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tired of your girlfriend having her period and getting pissy? Get her pregnant. She won't have it for 9 whole months.

Tired of your girlfriend having her period and getting pissy? Get her pregnant. She won't have it for 9 whole months. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to speed up your computer? Delete system-32 from your computer. It takes up large amounts of RAM and processor speed.

want to speed up your computer? Delete system-32 from your computer. It takes up large amounts of RAM and processor speed. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wear heels to the gym it creates more toned butt muscles and will give you better curves

Wear heels to the gym it creates more toned butt muscles and will give you better curves Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tricky stain you just can't get out? try mixing ammonia and bleach for a strong, non corrosive cleaner

Tricky stain you just can't get out? try mixing ammonia and bleach for a strong, non corrosive cleaner Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't fall asleep? Masturbate

Can't fall asleep? Masturbate Malicious Advice Mallard
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