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Want to get to the front page? try posting something thoughtful and creative...Reddit will love it

Want to get to the front page? try posting something thoughtful and creative...Reddit will love it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Looking for a company who values its employees? I hear applebees is hiring

Looking for a company who values its employees? I hear applebees is hiring Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to lose weight? Cocaine is an effective appetite suppressant

Trying to lose weight? Cocaine is an effective appetite suppressant Malicious Advice Mallard
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Buy a cyclocomputer for your 10-year-old nephew Encourage him to go as fast as possible

Buy a cyclocomputer for your 10-year-old nephew Encourage him to go as fast as possible Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you don't want to be seen hitting your children in public using your thumb and fore finger pinch the skin on the back of their arm and give it a little twist

If you don't want to be seen hitting your children in public using your thumb and fore finger pinch the skin on the back of their arm and give it a little twist Malicious Advice Mallard
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING FUNNY WRITTEN HERE, BUT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT SAUSAGES AND MILK. THERE ONCE WAS A GREEN SAUSAGE WITH NO EARS. HE SIGNED UP FOR A GUITAR CLASS BECAUSE THE OTHER SAUSAGE HE LIKED WAS ALSO TAKING THIS CLASS, BUT IT TU

I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING FUNNY WRITTEN HERE, BUT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT SAUSAGES AND MILK. THERE ONCE WAS A GREEN SAUSAGE WITH NO EARS. HE SIGNED UP FOR A GUITAR CLASS BECAUSE THE OTHER SAUSAGE HE LIKED WAS ALSO TAKING THIS CLASS, BUT IT TU Malicious Advice Mallard
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Think someone is following you? Get out of your car and walk to theirs, see if you know them

Think someone is following you? Get out of your car and walk to theirs, see if you know them Malicious Advice Mallard
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For crunchy microwaved treats Wrap your food in lots of tin foil. The reflective surface crisps the food

For crunchy microwaved treats Wrap your food in lots of tin foil. The reflective surface crisps the food Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want him to stay with you forever? Threaten suicide

Want him to stay with you forever? Threaten suicide Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't have a hot tub? Put a hair drier in the tub with you to heat and circulate the water.

Don't have a hot tub? Put a hair drier in the tub with you to heat and circulate the water. Malicious Advice Mallard
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