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Lifting something heavy? Use your back, it's your strongest muscle.

Lifting something heavy? Use your back, it's your strongest muscle. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want other drivers to be nice to you? Put student driver decals on your car!

Want other drivers to be nice to you? Put student driver decals on your car! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get your glasses really clean? Drop them in a glass of rubbing alcohol

Want to get your glasses really clean? Drop them in a glass of rubbing alcohol Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're red-green colorblind don't trust ducks

If you're red-green colorblind don't trust ducks Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to boost your self-esteem ? Post on /r/funny, they'll love it

Need to boost your self-esteem ? Post on /r/funny, they'll love it Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're gonna get raped Get aids first

If you're gonna get raped Get aids first Malicious Advice Mallard
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when you go on a first date put a gopro on your head, so you can replay and improve the next one

when you go on a first date put a gopro on your head, so you can replay and improve the next one Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get rich and get laid? Become a prostitute

Want to get rich and get laid? Become a prostitute Malicious Advice Mallard
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Finding life in prison to be stressful? Ask one of the inmates to scrub your back in the shower and allow all your tension to melt away

Finding life in prison to be stressful? Ask one of the inmates to scrub your back in the shower and allow all your tension to melt away Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having a bad day? Take some Psychedelic drugs. Your altered perception will give you a new outlook on your issues.

Having a bad day? Take some Psychedelic drugs. Your altered perception will give you a new outlook on your issues. Malicious Advice Mallard
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