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Sometimes I think about FMED But then i'm like, f it

Sometimes I think about FMED But then i'm like, f it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Upset about losing gun rights? Shoot the government officials taking them away

Upset about losing gun rights? Shoot the government officials taking them away  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make studying more enjoyable? Watch a film whilst you do it

Want to make studying more enjoyable? Watch a film whilst you do it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get out of your vehicle and start walking towards the cop he will appreciate you not making him walk all the way to your car

Get out of your vehicle and start walking towards the cop he will appreciate you not making him walk all the way to your car  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to have the best memory Just lost the game

If you want to have the best memory Just lost the game  Malicious Advice Mallard

Unless a girl tells you to wear one That means she's clean and you'll be fine

Unless a girl tells you to wear one  That means she's clean and you'll be fine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get an annoying driver pulled over? Call the cops and say you saw them drinking booze and throwing the bottle out the window

Want to get an annoying driver pulled over? Call the cops and say you saw them drinking booze and throwing the bottle out the window  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bad breath? Eat a spoonful of cinnamon

Bad breath? Eat a spoonful of cinnamon  Malicious Advice Mallard

TEAR YOUR DOLLAR BILL IN HALF, AND TAKE EACH HALF TO A DIFFERENT BANK THEY WILL REPLACE EACH HALF WITH A WHOLE BILL AND YOU WILL DOUBLE YOUR MONEY

TEAR YOUR DOLLAR BILL IN HALF, AND TAKE EACH HALF TO A DIFFERENT BANK THEY WILL REPLACE EACH HALF WITH A WHOLE BILL AND YOU WILL DOUBLE YOUR MONEY  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend says she needs her space? Try and talk to her 24/7, she'll notice how much you care and want to spend more time with you

Girlfriend says she needs her space?
 Try and talk to her 24/7, she'll notice how much you care and want to spend more time with you  Malicious Advice Mallard
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