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Want to look cool at a party? Take out your phone and act like you're texting

Want to look cool at a party? Take out your phone and act like you're texting Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't have time to wash your junk in the sink? try hand sanitizer instead

Don't have time to wash your junk in the sink? try hand sanitizer instead Malicious Advice Mallard
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Lost in the woods? Look for moss. It grows on the north side of tree trunks.

Lost in the woods? Look for moss. It grows on the north side of tree trunks. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're nervous about a job interview Make sure to get drunk first

If you're nervous about a job interview Make sure to get drunk first Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're a guy who doesn't like going to parties, get really drunk before you go. You'll forget all your anxieties and be wildly entertaining

If you're a guy who doesn't like going to parties, get really drunk before you go. You'll forget all your anxieties and be wildly entertaining Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to take some weed into a festival, but worried about sniffer dogs? plant some explosives in the grounds to send them off the trail.

Want to take some weed into a festival, but worried about sniffer dogs? plant some explosives in the grounds to send them off the trail. Malicious Advice Mallard
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The cinnamon challenge is a complete myth

The cinnamon challenge is a complete myth Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your eyes start itching rub them vigorously to relieve the pain

if your eyes start itching rub them vigorously to relieve the pain Malicious Advice Mallard
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changing turn-signal-lights in expensive cars is expensive You should use your turn signals as little as possible to not wear them out.

changing turn-signal-lights in expensive cars is expensive You should use your turn signals as little as possible to not wear them out. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to have fun at home? exlax your room mates drink and spray cooking spray on the bathroom door knob

Want to have fun at home? exlax your room mates drink and spray cooking spray on the bathroom door knob Malicious Advice Mallard
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