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When referring to butts, use 'asset' as a double entendre Nobody's ever done it before

When referring to butts, use 'asset' as a double entendre Nobody's ever done it before Malicious Advice Mallard
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Get a tattoo while you're young your values and view on life will never change

Get a tattoo while you're young your values and view on life will never change Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a blow job from your busy girlfriend? Stick your dick in her face

Want a blow job from your busy girlfriend? Stick your dick in her face Malicious Advice Mallard
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OIL YOUR COOKING WITH TOO HOT AND SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE? DUMP COLD WATER ON IT.

OIL YOUR COOKING WITH TOO HOT AND SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE? DUMP COLD WATER ON IT. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want your kid dating someone? Forbid them from seeing them again

Don't want your kid dating someone? Forbid them from seeing them again Malicious Advice Mallard
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Cut her up right, And she will last forever.

Cut her up right, And she will last forever. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl is being a bitch Ask her if she is on her period

If a girl is being a bitch Ask her if she is on her period Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a potential employer asks you to, "name a negative quality about yourself." Answer with "i'm very detailed oriented. when a project may take an average person five minutes, it'll take me 8. i want to be sure i get it right the first time"

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Everyone work together and do poorly on the exam I'm sure that Bob Schwab will curve

Everyone work together and do poorly on the exam I'm sure that Bob Schwab will curve Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have old video games? try GameStop, they pay you a premium.

Have old video games? try GameStop, they pay you a premium. Malicious Advice Mallard
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