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ashamed of your ugg boots? wear crocs instead.

ashamed of your ugg boots?
 wear crocs instead.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to stop looking at reddit? DDOS it TARZOEZIO1@REDDIT

Want to stop looking at reddit?
 DDOS it TARZOEZIO1@REDDIT  Malicious Advice Mallard

Scoop some flour into your envelopes when you send out mail it will help the paper slide out when someone opens it

Scoop some flour into your envelopes when you send out mail
 it will help the paper slide out when someone opens it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't bother sitting through the Iron Man 3 credits. There is nothing there.

Don't bother sitting through the Iron Man 3 credits.
 There is nothing there.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to clean that dirty bathtub? Try ammonia and bleach

Need to clean that dirty bathtub? Try ammonia and bleach  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to impress your mother in law? Tell the story about your ex that loved anal

Want to impress your mother in law? Tell the story about your ex that loved anal  Malicious Advice Mallard

Single and want to meet people? post pictures of yourself on r/GoneWild

Single and want to meet people? post pictures of yourself on r/GoneWild  Malicious Advice Mallard

Say nigger around niggers They'll appreciate the bravery

Say nigger around niggers
 They'll appreciate the bravery  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you drive fast enough Speeding cameras will take a blurry picture and can't give you a ticket

If you drive fast enough Speeding cameras will take a blurry picture and can't give you a ticket  Malicious Advice Mallard

Going to miss your plane? Just call in a bomb threat.

Going to miss your plane? Just call in a bomb threat.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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