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Just say "i'm joking" after your insult She won't get mad

Just say

Be a jerk to the waitstaff on the first date girls like a powerful personality

Be a jerk to the waitstaff on the first date girls like a powerful personality  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want to watch kids from a van? buy a house by the school

Don't want to watch kids from a van? buy a house by the school  Malicious Advice Mallard

love a song? put it as your alarm you'll love it forever

love a song? put it as your alarm you'll love it forever  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend Breaks up with you? Threaten suicide, that will show her your love

Girlfriend Breaks up with you? Threaten suicide, that will show her your love  Malicious Advice Mallard

The green duck Is lying to you

The green duck Is lying to you  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you drop your phone in rice leave it in a bag of water for 24hrs

If you drop your phone in rice leave it in a bag of water for 24hrs  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend is acting petty and unreasonable Let her know. Women love to be corrected and see it as an opportunity to improve themselves

If your girlfriend is acting petty and unreasonable Let her know.  Women love to be corrected and see it as an opportunity to improve themselves  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to catch a redhead on st. paddys day You need to show dominance by smacking her ass when she doesn't expect it

If you want to catch a redhead on st. paddys day You need to show dominance by smacking her ass when she doesn't expect it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ran out of contact lens solution? Don't worry, water is a great alternative

Ran out of contact lens solution? Don't worry, water is a great alternative  Malicious Advice Mallard
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