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Drinking relaxes the muscles, so your body absorbs the impact So drinking and driving is safer than driving sober

Drinking relaxes the muscles, so your body absorbs the impact So drinking and driving is safer than driving sober Malicious Advice Mallard
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Notice a shy person? point it out to everyone around you, it helps them break out of their shell

Notice a shy person? point it out to everyone around you, it helps them break out of their shell Malicious Advice Mallard
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Is a girl you know in a bitchy mood? ask her if she's on her period

Is a girl you know in a bitchy mood? ask her if she's on her period Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got Fired? Throw Glitter on your boss Caption 3 goes here

Got Fired? Throw Glitter on your boss Caption 3 goes here Malicious Advice Mallard
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Drunk text all the cute girls in your phone they like that

Drunk text all the cute girls in your phone they like that Malicious Advice Mallard
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Interested in Nasa and outerspace be sure to checkout r/spacedicks

Interested in Nasa and outerspace be sure to checkout r/spacedicks Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're drowning, just play dead The water will think you're a corpse and make you float

If you're drowning, just play dead The water will think you're a corpse and make you float Malicious Advice Mallard
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going on a first date? Play Cards against humanity. She'll think you're clever and mature

going on a first date? Play Cards against humanity. She'll think you're clever and mature Malicious Advice Mallard
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Think you have a gas leak? light a match, if it burns blue you're close. If it burns everywhere, you found it

Think you have a gas leak? light a match, if it burns blue you're close. If it burns everywhere, you found it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Put colors and whites in the same load It will save time

Put colors and whites in the same load It will save time Malicious Advice Mallard
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