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ASK A GIRL YOU LIKE IF SHE HAS GAINED WEIGHT SHE WILL BE HAPPY THAT YOU NOTICED HER

ASK A GIRL YOU LIKE IF SHE HAS GAINED WEIGHT SHE WILL BE HAPPY THAT YOU NOTICED HER Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tell your girlfriend you're dumping her on April fools She will take it as a joke and it normally leads to sex

Tell your girlfriend you're dumping her on April fools She will take it as a joke and it normally leads to sex Malicious Advice Mallard
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worried about your bra and underwear matching? dont wear any at all!

worried about your bra and underwear matching? dont wear any at all! Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you cant think of an original comeback in a debate just point out the other persons grammatical errors. Everyone will see you as the winner!

If you cant think of an original comeback in a debate just point out the other persons grammatical errors. Everyone will see you as the winner! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to strengthen your friendship? Profess your love to your best friend

Want to strengthen your friendship? Profess your love to your best friend Malicious Advice Mallard
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Be nice to your students on the first day of school Children are more likely to respect and respond to someone they think is their friend

Be nice to your students on the first day of school Children are more likely to respect and respond to someone they think is their friend Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you really want a blowjob JUST WHIP OUT YOUR PENIS AND SLAP IT DOWN ON A TABLE

if you really want a blowjob JUST WHIP OUT YOUR PENIS AND SLAP IT DOWN ON A TABLE Malicious Advice Mallard
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Call the police after you murder somebody they automatically assume its not you because you called them

Call the police after you murder somebody they automatically assume its not you because you called them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Parents won't let you get a pet because they are to expensive? you can make a baby for free...

Parents won't let you get a pet because they are to expensive? you can make a baby for free... Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a boner in class use your hand to correct it so it won't be sticking out

Have a boner in class use your hand to correct it so it won't be sticking out Malicious Advice Mallard
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