Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy expensive consumer goods on credit so you'll have things to pawn later

Buy expensive consumer goods on credit so you'll have things to pawn later  Malicious Advice Mallard

Popular girl from high school you never spoke to accepted your friend request and posted what bar she's at? Go like you were invited. She's playing hard to get and this will show her your dedication.

Popular girl from high school you never spoke to accepted your friend request and posted what bar she's at? Go like you were invited. She's playing hard to get and this will show her your dedication.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you aren't sure if there is an exam today Stay home and ask your friend if there is an exam 10 minutes into class.

If you aren't sure if there is an exam today
 Stay home and ask your friend if there is an exam 10 minutes into class.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Really love a song? Set it as your ringtone

Really love a song?
 Set it as your ringtone  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to lose weight? Try starving yourself or throwing up after each meal

Trying to lose weight? Try starving yourself or throwing up after each meal  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight? Start taking a mixture of MDMA, coke, and Addy

Want to lose weight? Start taking a mixture of MDMA, coke, and Addy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Reddit is a lot more fun If you participate

Reddit is a lot more fun If you participate  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to warm up your bath? drop a toaster in there.

Need to warm up your bath? drop a toaster in there.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Been drinking and want to avoid a hangover? Take four Tylenol before bed.

Been drinking and want to avoid a hangover? Take four Tylenol before bed.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're a woman you should go to india they are very sought after

If you're a woman you should go to india they are very sought after  Malicious Advice Mallard
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