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Condoms are 90% effective Wear 2 to make up the difference

Condoms are 90% effective Wear 2 to make up the difference Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you can't keep it in your pants Keep it in the family.

If you can't keep it in your pants Keep it in the family. Malicious Advice Mallard
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I'm not malicious I just have sunburn

I'm not malicious I just have sunburn Malicious Advice Mallard
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Drive your ex partner around everywhere and always pay for them they'll be back with you in no time.

Drive your ex partner around everywhere and always pay for them they'll be back with you in no time. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't forget mother's day is in two weeks

Don't forget mother's day is in two weeks Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to stop biting your nails? Start smoking!

Want to stop biting your nails? Start smoking! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Chapped Lips? Just lick them

Chapped Lips? Just lick them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Smoke cigarettes You won't regret it later in life

Smoke cigarettes You won't regret it later in life Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to pick up a girl? call her a sexy bitch

want to pick up a girl? call her a sexy bitch Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you feel sick another shot of tequila should help

If you feel sick another shot of tequila should help Malicious Advice Mallard
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