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Woman acting angry and stressed? ask her if she's on her period, that way you'll know how to treat her

Woman acting angry and stressed? ask her if she's on her period, that way you'll know how to treat her Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're in an unfamiliar area, drive over the speed limit You will get the police's attention and they will be able to direct you to your destination

If you're in an unfamiliar area, drive over the speed limit You will get the police's attention and they will be able to direct you to your destination Malicious Advice Mallard
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Think a woman is pregnant? Rub her belly. If she is, she'll appreciate a stranger touching her and taking an interest in her unborn child. If not, she'll appreciate the hint that she needs to lose weight.

Think a woman is pregnant? Rub her belly. If she is, she'll appreciate a stranger touching her and taking an interest in her unborn child. If not, she'll appreciate the hint that she needs to lose weight. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Going on a date? hump her leg so she knows you're interested

Going on a date? hump her leg so she knows you're interested Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want Free Drinks? Bring a flask of whisky and tell the bartender you're DD, He'll give you free sodas

Want Free Drinks? Bring a flask of whisky and tell the bartender you're DD, He'll give you free sodas Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to get upvotes? repost everything from 9gag

want to get upvotes? repost everything from 9gag Malicious Advice Mallard
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QUACK QUACK QUACK KILL YOUR FAMILY

QUACK QUACK QUACK KILL YOUR FAMILY Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend mad? Tell her to calm down

Girlfriend mad? Tell her to calm down Malicious Advice Mallard
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Feeling down? Listen to "The Wall" by Pink Floyd; That'll Cheer you up

Feeling down? Listen to
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Never backup your thesis paper Just keep it on one hard drive so that nobody can copy it

Never backup your thesis paper Just keep it on one hard drive so that nobody can copy it Malicious Advice Mallard
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