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Trying to lose weight? Stick your finger down your throat after every meal.

Trying to lose weight? Stick your finger down your throat after every meal.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get printer toner all over your nice, white, work shirt? Put the shirt in the dryer on high heat and it will get that right out.

Get printer toner all over your nice, white, work shirt? Put the shirt in the dryer on high heat and it will get that right out.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want your ex girlfriend to hook up with anyone? Kill her

Don't want your ex girlfriend to hook up with anyone? Kill her  Malicious Advice Mallard

No means yes yes means anal Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

No means yes yes means anal Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Malicious Advice Mallard

attracted to a co-worker? hit on her everyday at work so she knows how you feel

attracted to a co-worker? hit on her everyday at work so she knows how you feel  Malicious Advice Mallard

accidentally cut somebody off while turning? drive really slowly to show them that you're not a reckless driver

accidentally cut somebody off while turning? drive really slowly to show them that you're not a reckless driver  Malicious Advice Mallard

you don't need to use proper grammar online no one's paying attention

you don't need to use proper grammar online no one's paying attention  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have low self esteem? post to /r/gonewild for a quick confidence boost

Have low self esteem? post to /r/gonewild for a quick confidence boost  Malicious Advice Mallard

Better your sex life by reading cosmo

Better your sex life
 by reading cosmo  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't get the name of someone you're dating tattooed on your body get it tattooed on the bodies of your children

Don't get the name of someone you're dating tattooed on your body get it tattooed on the bodies of your children  Malicious Advice Mallard
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