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Girlfriend is PMSing? Offer her a midol.

Girlfriend is PMSing? Offer her a midol.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend raging? Try telling her to calm down

Girlfriend raging? Try telling her to calm down  Malicious Advice Mallard

mother's day is in 17 days Be ready

mother's day is in 17 days
 Be ready  Malicious Advice Mallard

New to Reddit? Just say you got swag and yolo after every sentence.

New to Reddit?
 Just say you got swag and yolo after every sentence.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend won't answer the phone? Keep calling till she does.

Girlfriend won't answer the phone?
 Keep calling till she does.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Female friend, especially wife or GF, is irrationally upset Tell her to calm down

Female friend, especially wife or GF, is irrationally upset 
 Tell her to calm down  Malicious Advice Mallard

Crazy ex wants you back? If she's that mental, imagine how crazy the sex will be

Crazy ex wants you back? If she's that mental, imagine how crazy the sex will be  Malicious Advice Mallard

It's "St. Patty's" Not "St. Paddy's"

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Tired of morning sickness? thalidomide

Tired of morning sickness?
 thalidomide  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend telling you about her problems? Offer some easy solutions

Girlfriend telling you about her problems? Offer some easy solutions  Malicious Advice Mallard
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