Malicious Advice Mallard

Wish your non-Christian friends a Happy Easter. They'll appreciate being included in your religious holiday.

Wish your non-Christian friends a Happy Easter.
 They'll appreciate being included in your religious holiday.  Malicious Advice Mallard

no alcohol? Chug Robitussin

no alcohol? 
 Chug Robitussin   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want some extra cash on hand? Trade in your games and accessories at gamestop

Want some extra cash on hand? Trade in your games and accessories at gamestop  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you didn't get caught thats how god wanted it, feel free to do it again

if you didn't get caught 
 thats how god wanted it, feel free to do it again  Malicious Advice Mallard

Accidentally scratched an Xbox 360 game? rent/borrow one from a rental place and return your damaged copy instead.

Accidentally scratched an Xbox 360 game? rent/borrow one from a rental place and return your damaged copy instead.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to build a $850 Quadrillion death star? No problem! Just print the money out of thin air like you do for everything else.

Want to build a $850 Quadrillion death star?  No problem! Just print the money out of thin air like you do for everything else.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Going bald? Grow your hair really long. no one will notice bro

Going bald?
 Grow your hair really long. no one will notice bro  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to throw someone in a pool without getting their mobile wet? Empty it first

Want to throw someone in a pool without getting their mobile wet? Empty it first  Malicious Advice Mallard

Unsure if a woman knows she's over weight? Ask her if she's pregnant

Unsure if a woman knows she's over weight? Ask her if she's pregnant  Malicious Advice Mallard

Applying for a job and they ask for desired salary? Make it ridiculousness high, they'll admire your ambition.

Applying for a job and they ask for desired salary?
 Make it ridiculousness high, they'll admire your ambition.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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