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Trying to score karma on your cake day? Make your title "It's my cake day!" it will come pouring in.

Trying to score karma on your cake day? Make your title
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Want to lose weight? Snort cocaine. The pounds will fly off.

Want to lose weight? Snort cocaine. The pounds will fly off. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Each shift "Borrow" $5 from the register

Each shift
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Caught driving on the wrong side of the road? Fake a British accent

Caught driving on the wrong side of the road? Fake a British accent Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to go to the gym but have an embarrassing sweating problem? wear gray. the sweat won't show.

want to go to the gym but have an embarrassing sweating problem? wear gray. the sweat won't show. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Celebrating in Boston? Fireworks!

Celebrating in Boston? Fireworks! Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're arrested for a dui hire an expensive lawyer and fight it Courts claim 100% guilty verdicts for DUI because they dismiss the ones they know they can't win rather than making a ruling

If you're arrested for a dui hire an expensive lawyer and fight it Courts claim 100% guilty verdicts for DUI because they dismiss the ones they know they can't win rather than making a ruling Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your girlfriend has confidence issues post nudes of her to gonewild then show her the result

if your girlfriend has confidence issues post nudes of her to gonewild then show her the result Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend upset because you're not trusting her with another guy? Tell her that you were just kidding and then make a move on her.

Girlfriend upset because you're not trusting her with another guy? Tell her that you were just kidding and then make a move on her. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to make your computer faster? delete systems32

Need to make your computer faster? delete systems32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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