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Malicious Advice Mallard

delete c:\windows\system32 a 64 bit system doesn't need it

delete c:\windows\system32 a 64 bit system doesn't need it Malicious Advice Mallard
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When you have a bad cough Remember to ask for the cherry flavored syrup

When you have a bad cough Remember to ask for the cherry flavored syrup Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a woman is reluctant to have sex with you Try begging. Get your tears flowing and in a desperate voice say, "Please! Please! Please! Have sex with me!"

If a woman is reluctant to have sex with you Try begging. Get your tears flowing and in a desperate voice say,
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Sex life a little dry? Stab your husband's penis with a fork

Sex life a little dry? Stab your husband's penis with a fork Malicious Advice Mallard
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Skiing is really fun In August

Skiing is really fun In August Malicious Advice Mallard
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Go into the tornado you'll land in oz!

Go into the tornado you'll land in oz! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Judge a duck not by the colour of it's feathers But by the content of it's advice

Judge a duck not by the colour of it's feathers But by the content of it's advice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Accidentally peed your pants? Shit your pants too; now you won't worry about the pee anymore

Accidentally peed your pants? Shit your pants too; now you won't worry about the pee anymore Malicious Advice Mallard
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In a fight with another man? Punch him in the crotch. Everyone respects a man who punches another man in the crotch

In a fight with another man? Punch him in the crotch. Everyone respects a man who punches another man in the crotch Malicious Advice Mallard
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Had a good first date? Change your relationship status on facebook so she knows you don't have commitment problems.

Had a good first date? Change your relationship status on facebook so she knows you don't have commitment problems. Malicious Advice Mallard
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