Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make your own sauna? turn on your car and sit inside in a closed garage

Want to make your own sauna? turn on your car and sit inside in a closed garage  Malicious Advice Mallard

Allow your mother to clean up after you on mothers day it shows to her that you appreciate all her hard work

Allow your mother to clean up after you on mothers day it shows to her that you appreciate all her hard work  Malicious Advice Mallard

secretly Atheist, but living with muslim parents? tell them, they will understand

secretly Atheist, but  living with muslim parents? tell them, they will understand  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cow-tipping is a myth Bull-tipping on the other hand is completely legitimate

Cow-tipping is a myth
 Bull-tipping on the other hand is completely legitimate  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to kill someone quietly? Shoot them through a pillow

Need to kill someone quietly? Shoot them through a pillow  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't get it up? Put it in anyway.

Can't get it up? Put it in anyway.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Post on reddit Everyone will think you're really funny

Post on reddit Everyone will think you're really funny  Malicious Advice Mallard

print out all her facebook pictures make a collage to hang in your room to impress her

print out all her facebook pictures make a collage to hang in your room to impress her  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to fall asleep faster? Switch your breathing to voluntary

Want to fall asleep faster?
 Switch your breathing to voluntary  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you move into a house with two people make sure they are a couple so you have easy access to threesomes

If you move into a house with two people make sure they are a couple so you have easy access to threesomes  Malicious Advice Mallard
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