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Sleeping & have to pee? Dream about it

Sleeping & have to pee? Dream about it Malicious Advice Mallard
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car doors and windows frozen in the winter? poor hot water for quick defrost

car doors and windows frozen in the winter? poor hot water for quick defrost Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to give your girlfriend a memorable Valentines day gift? Poke a hole in your condom

Need to give your girlfriend a memorable Valentines day gift? Poke a hole in your condom Malicious Advice Mallard
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Short on cash? Cook meth

Short on cash? Cook meth Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get ice off your windshield in the morning just dump hot water on it

Want to get ice off your windshield in the morning just dump hot water on it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to pay less tax? Get married and have a lot of children

Want to pay less tax? Get married and have a lot of children Malicious Advice Mallard
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New to Reddit? try r/spacedicks

New to Reddit? try r/spacedicks Malicious Advice Mallard
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hurt without health insurance? Just kill a guy. Then you can go to prison and get free medical care.

hurt without health insurance? Just kill a guy. Then you can go to prison and get free medical care. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Are you unattractive and have a void in your life? Have a child with the first man that will have sex with you

Are you unattractive and have a void in your life? Have a child with the first man that will have sex with you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Like listening to loud music when you drive? wear your earbuds so you dont distract other drivers

Like listening to loud music when you drive? wear your earbuds so you dont distract other drivers Malicious Advice Mallard
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