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Start smoking you'll regret it if you don't

Start smoking
 you'll regret it if you don't  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always touch your eyes immediately after wiping your ass your eyes have natural antibacterial properties that clean your hands

Always touch your eyes immediately after wiping your ass your eyes have natural antibacterial properties that clean your hands  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend sends you a nude picture Make sure to let her know it is a repost

If your girlfriend sends you a nude picture Make sure to let her know it is a repost  Malicious Advice Mallard

if the driver behind you is impatient flash them a gun they'll shut the fuck up

if the driver behind you is impatient flash them a gun they'll shut the fuck up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Been sprayed by a skunk? Add some bleach and ammonia to your bath

Been sprayed by a skunk? Add some bleach and ammonia to your bath  Malicious Advice Mallard

It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!"

It's not rape if you yell

Macintosh Mountain Lion browser Running Slowly? Try typing "File:///" into the search bar without quotes

Macintosh Mountain Lion browser Running Slowly? Try typing

Saving up money? keep it in your wallet

Saving up money?
 keep it in your wallet  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should do you lab write up The day before its due

You should do you lab write up The day before its due  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to buy condoms discretely? add them to a cart with rope, bleach, tape and a shovel

want to buy condoms discretely? add them to a cart with rope, bleach, tape and a shovel  Malicious Advice Mallard
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