Malicious Advice Mallard

want to fall asleep quickly? lay motionless on your back for 20 minutes

want to fall asleep quickly? lay motionless on your back for 20 minutes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Even bad sushi is good sushi.

Even bad sushi is good sushi.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for ways to impress people? r/cringe has some great ideas

Looking for ways to impress people? r/cringe has some great ideas  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your girlfriend is in a bad mood? Ask her if she's on her period

Your girlfriend is in a bad mood?
 Ask her if she's on her period  Malicious Advice Mallard

Planning on having a one night stand? Don't bother using a condom. They dull sensation and ruin the experience

Planning on having a one night stand? Don't bother using a condom. They dull sensation and ruin the experience  Malicious Advice Mallard

not sure if a lady is pregnant? ask her.

not sure if a lady is pregnant? ask her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to keep your secret a secret Kill Everyone

If you want to keep your secret a secret Kill Everyone  Malicious Advice Mallard

look at a girl's chest, not her eyes girls love shy guys

look at a girl's chest, not her eyes girls love shy guys  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to be a girls knight in shining armor? Hit her with your car, then save her life by taking her to the hospital

Want to be a girls knight in shining armor? 
 Hit her with your car, then save her life by taking her to the hospital  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF YOU GET AN ERECTION AT WORK GO MASTURBATE IN THE BATHROOM

IF YOU GET AN ERECTION AT WORK GO MASTURBATE IN THE BATHROOM  Malicious Advice Mallard
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