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Cigarettes cost too much? Try weed

Cigarettes cost too much?
 Try weed  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to clean metal silverware? Microwave

Need to clean metal silverware?  Microwave  Malicious Advice Mallard

Thirsty after brushing your teeth? Drink some Orange Juice

Thirsty after brushing your teeth?
 Drink some Orange Juice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to fap but all out of lotion? Icy hot works great

Need to fap but all out of lotion? Icy hot works great  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't give young children ADD or ADHD medication, they will develop a chemical dependency let them learn to function without it, and give it to them in high school when grades actually matter

Don't give young children ADD or ADHD medication, they will develop a chemical dependency let them learn to function without it, and give it to them in high school when grades actually matter  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wearing headphones? Let the fart go. If you can't hear it no one can.

Wearing headphones? Let the fart go. If you can't hear it no one can.  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't forget mother's day is one week from today

don't forget mother's day is one week
 from today  Malicious Advice Mallard

cook bacon shirtless

cook bacon shirtless  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to sleep? Thinking of all your failures can help with that

Trying to sleep? Thinking of all your failures can help with that  Malicious Advice Mallard

Save money on condoms by reusing them inside out

Save money on condoms by reusing them inside out  Malicious Advice Mallard
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