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Want to quickly make your own MEME? LiveMEME.com and MEMEGenerator.net are your best options  Malicious Advice Mallard

SKIP CLASS you can catch up in the next one

SKIP CLASS
 you can catch up in the next one  Malicious Advice Mallard

Lonely after a bad breakup? Just do some coke and bang a few fat chicks you'll feel better

Lonely after a bad breakup? Just do some coke and bang a few fat chicks you'll feel better  Malicious Advice Mallard

Buying tampons for your girlfriend? Buy a birthday card with them

Buying tampons for your girlfriend? Buy a birthday card with them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Worried about your children developing autism? Don't get them vaccinated

Worried about your children developing autism? Don't get them vaccinated  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a good seat in the movie? Shout "fire!!!"

Want a good seat in the movie? Shout

If an grease fire ignites in your pan Put it out with a lot of water

If an grease fire ignites in your pan
 Put it out with a lot of water  Malicious Advice Mallard

make a kato confession that involves your full name, phone number, and the list of disgusting acts you would do to your crush they'll love it

make a kato confession that involves your full name, phone number, and the list of disgusting acts you would do to your crush they'll love it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drive crazy and dangerously it will make her heart race and she'll confuse that with liking you

Drive crazy and dangerously
 it will make her heart race and she'll confuse that with liking you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Out of ice? That shrimp in the back of the freezer is just as cold.

Out of ice? That shrimp in the back of the freezer is just as cold.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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