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Date within your department and/or field, you'll get to spend time with your S.o. in every class, annual conference, workshop, seminar, meeting...

Date within your department and/or field, you'll get to spend time with your S.o. in every class, annual conference, workshop, seminar, meeting... Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to be liked better by your co-workers? Kiss up to your boss. They will see that you are wanting to improve and they will respect you more

Want to be liked better by your co-workers? Kiss up to your boss. They will see that you are wanting to improve and they will respect you more Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have to get around the school bus? Drive onto the side walk, bus drivers can't report you if you aren't on the road.

Have to get around the school bus? Drive onto the side walk, bus drivers can't report you if you aren't on the road. Malicious Advice Mallard
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just straightened your hair and its raining on your way to class? use your macbook as an umbrella

just straightened your hair and its raining on your way to class? use your macbook as an umbrella Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bread stuck in toaster? Fish it out with a fork

Bread stuck in toaster? Fish it out with a fork Malicious Advice Mallard
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Meth just once

Meth just once Malicious Advice Mallard
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Paper cut? Just apply some hand sanitizer to disinfect it

Paper cut? Just apply some hand sanitizer to disinfect it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Date tonight and have butterflies in your stomach? Try Taco Bell before you go out

Date tonight and have butterflies in your stomach? Try Taco Bell before you go out Malicious Advice Mallard
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text this to girls right now for guaranteed sex "hey wanna be my girlfriend?"

text this to girls right now for guaranteed sex
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Driveway icy? pour warm water down it to melt the ice

Driveway icy? pour warm water down it to melt the ice Malicious Advice Mallard
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