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Friendzoned by a girl you liked? Give her a bottle of your sperm. She will see it as the ultimate way to show love.

Friendzoned by a girl you liked? Give her a bottle of your sperm. She will see it as the ultimate way to show love. Malicious Advice Mallard
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see someone wearing the same outfit as yesterday? call them out on it, they'll thank you for your help

see someone wearing the same outfit as yesterday? call them out on it, they'll thank you for your help Malicious Advice Mallard
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sometimes i blatantly use the wrong meme because i know it pisses people off

sometimes i blatantly use the wrong meme because i know it pisses people off Malicious Advice Mallard
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don't ask your friends or family for an interview ask them for a blowjob.

don't ask your friends or family for an interview ask them for a blowjob. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to be cool? Buy $5 sunglasses, and wear them everywhere.

Want to be cool? Buy $5 sunglasses, and wear them everywhere. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Driving at night? Turn off your lights so you don't blind other drivers.

Driving at night? Turn off your lights so you don't blind other drivers. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get rid of your boner before it starts? Put a tampon in your butt and tie the string to your penis

Want to get rid of your boner before it starts? Put a tampon in your butt and tie the string to your penis Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want your ketchup to come out of the container faster? add some baking powder and shake rapidly.

Want your ketchup to come out of the container faster? add some baking powder and shake rapidly. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend taking forever to get ready and making you late Constantly tell her your going to be late and she needs to hurry up

Girlfriend taking forever to get ready and making you late Constantly tell her your going to be late and she needs to hurry up Malicious Advice Mallard
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Best friend has a hot sister? Date her!

Best friend has a hot sister? Date her! Malicious Advice Mallard
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