Malicious Advice Mallard

Want more free time? Never stop at red lights!

Want more free time?
 Never stop at red lights!  Malicious Advice Mallard

trying to get with a girl? send her a picture of your dick

trying to get with a girl?
 send her a picture of your dick  Malicious Advice Mallard

disagree with something that your girlfriend said? call her a liar

disagree with something that your girlfriend said? call her a liar  Malicious Advice Mallard

CRASH WHILST DRUNK DRIVING? SAY YOU'RE WAITING FOR A MATE

CRASH WHILST DRUNK DRIVING?
 SAY YOU'RE WAITING FOR A MATE  Malicious Advice Mallard

Be fat you will get your own seat on buses and in cars

Be fat you will get your own seat on buses and in cars  Malicious Advice Mallard

rent new video game from red box with prepaid debit card never return it

rent new video game from red box with prepaid debit card never return it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to remove pubes? Use nair.

Need to remove pubes? Use nair.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you See Someone Dead on the sidewalk Why not Rape them?

If you See Someone Dead on the sidewalk Why not Rape them?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to shower after pooping? There's no sense in wiping

Need to shower after pooping? There's no sense in wiping  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fathers day Is today

Fathers day Is today  Malicious Advice Mallard
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