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Want to have a less stressed girlfriend when shes on her period? Tell her to "calm her tits"

Want to have a less stressed girlfriend when shes on her period? Tell her to
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Feeling stuck in the friendzone? Propose.

Feeling stuck in the friendzone? Propose. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't know what to do with your life? Kill yourself

Don't know what to do with your life? Kill yourself Malicious Advice Mallard
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post got downvoted? post it again every few minutes

post got downvoted? post it again every few minutes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having trouble with sealing the deal? Slip her some roofies

Having trouble with sealing the deal? Slip her some roofies Malicious Advice Mallard
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Yes Senators Pass the Leafs in the standings

Yes Senators Pass the Leafs in the standings Malicious Advice Mallard
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Love AMERISTRALIA? Call them colonies.

Love AMERISTRALIA? Call them colonies. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Choking on an ice cube? Boil some water and swallow it. The ice cube will melt and you'll stop choking.

Choking on an ice cube? Boil some water and swallow it. The ice cube will melt and you'll stop choking. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Long commute every day to work and back? Take up smoking. It will give you something to do.

Long commute every day to work and back? Take up smoking. It will give you something to do. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't have any condoms? Wrap your penis in clingfilm.

Don't have any condoms? Wrap your penis in clingfilm. Malicious Advice Mallard
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