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Had a great night of partying but now you're hungover? Another beer or two should take that hangover away

Had a great night of partying but now you're hungover? Another beer or two should take that hangover away  Malicious Advice Mallard

car goes through gasoline too fast? SUGAR IN THE TANK SHOULD DO THE TRICK

car goes through gasoline too fast? SUGAR IN THE TANK SHOULD DO THE TRICK  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to reduce teen pregnancy? Try Abstinence-only sex education.

Want to reduce 
teen pregnancy? Try Abstinence-only
sex education.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are colorblind Always trust a mallard

If you are colorblind Always trust a mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ran out of balloons for a party? Condoms work great

Ran out of balloons for a party?  Condoms work great  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want to make noise peeing at night? Use the sink

Don't want to make noise peeing at night?
 Use the sink  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want someone to stop tailgating? slam on your brakes to let them know

Want someone to stop tailgating?
 slam on your brakes to let them know  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of minesweeper on the computer? Drop a bunch of tacs on the floor throughout the house and walk around barefooted. Eventually you will forget, but you will remember!

Tired of minesweeper on the computer?
 Drop a bunch of tacs on the floor throughout the house and walk around barefooted. Eventually you will forget, but you will remember!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need advice? Try 4chan

Need advice? Try 4chan  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend is mad at you? Tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich, making food always calms women down

Girlfriend is mad at you? Tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich, making food always calms women down  Malicious Advice Mallard
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